1. yungkawaiinigga:

    Creepin up on the pussy

    (Quelle: yungsiddartha, via thatonegirlwithnolife-jess)

  2. jpgay:

    hey handsome…………of that money to me

    (via princesskendrick)

  3. sherlocksmyth:

    Whether you are black or white, rich or poor, male or female, gay or straight, religious or atheist, we all stand together in solidarity at the fact that we thought the McFlurry spoon was also a straw the first time we used it.

    (via thatonegirlwithnolife-jess)

  4. totesmcgoats96:

    scarynipples:

    scarynipples:

    what did one japanese man say to the other?

    something in japanese

    I have never been more disappointed in my life

    (Quelle: holynipples, via unfaggy)

  5. can i just throw my fucking phone away because its a fucking nerd ass fuck whory bitch

  6. knightscrest:

    damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

    (via fromgreen-to-grey)

  7. greatwhiteprivilege:

    i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight

    me

    a heterosexual

    (via fromgreen-to-grey)

    • Me:   procrastinating on tumblr
    • My parents:   can you please-
    • Me:   are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
  8. masturbrightside:

    when will my motivation return from war

    (Quelle: hexgurls, via fromgreen-to-grey)

    (Quelle: johnlorck, via samlicker28)

    lovelikediam0nds:

    pale-diamond:

    i just need to reblog this

    This.

    (Quelle: bucky-barnes-booty, via nerdylesbianconundrum)

  9. neptunain:

    what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

    (via eau-de-gay)

  10. thatfunnyblog:

    My aunt had a sudden realization about my pants and the couch.

    Funny Stuff you like?

    (Quelle: reichenbackdatassup, via greeklesbian)

  11. ollivander:

    GO GOG GOGOG GO STOP STOP WHOA BSLOW DOW GOGO GOGO SLOW SLOW STOP STOP STOP GOG NGO SLOW SLOW SLOW STOP GO GO GOG GO SLOW SLOW GO GO GO STOP STOP STOP GO walk on STOP STOP GHO GOG OG GO SLOW SLOW GO

    (Quelle: tibets, via greeklesbian)

  12. z33zy:

    Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

    YES GIRL GET IT

    (Quelle: newyrye, via greeklesbian)